THE UNITED STATES TRUTH POLICE

The advent of the IRS Criminal Investigations Division was a good idea.

Establishing the FBI was a good idea.

But now it is time for THE UNITED STATES TRUTH POLICE!

Yes, a federal agency tasked with monitoring every individual, media (can you say “Fox News”), corporation, organization or group for untruths or lies. Empowered to fine and/or imprison any violator for “speaking, uttering, broadcasting, or publishing any patently, clearly demonstrably false information”!

If it takes a new Amendment to modify the First Amendment, so be it!

The liars are so diabolical and so out of control that this measure is needed for the good of our Nation.

This will also be a huge boon to the economy!

The litigation will be through the roof! Think if it!

Thousands of lawyers and politicians will be imprisoned!

Bail bondsmen will thrive.

All manner of fact checking and “truth verification” companies will blossom.  Hell, the industry leader may eclipse Google and Apple in its size and influence!

Stock in polygraph machine manufacturers will soar, and new lie detector devices will fly off the shelves.

No more impeachment proceedings! Any state in which tRump opens his mouth can arrest and jail him; huge problem solved!